Alligator goes to a bar

[mstovall]

An alligator walks into a bar.

The alligator says, "Bartender, give me a beer!"

The Bartender replies, "Sorry, but FL laws doesn't allow us to serve alligators."

Alligator, "I said give me a beer!"

Bartender, "Sorry, its against state law."

Alligator, "Bartender if you don't give me a beer, I am going to swallow that lady over there whole!"

Bartender, "Sorry, state law you know."

The alligator goes over to the lady and swallows the lady whole. The crowd was shocked as the alligaotr went back over to the bartender and said, "Bartender give me a beer or your next!"

Bartender said, "Sorry, can't serve druggies in here."

Alligator, "What do you mean, I'm no druggie."

Bartender, "Yes you are, that was a barbitchyouate."

[Britpara]

](*,) #-o

[CoyoteMedic]

doh

[Oilersfan1]

lol

:occasion5:

[flffemt2006]

very funny i liked that.