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  1. Anyone else thinking we have a relative of the Bobbit family here?
  2. My best one was when I was working as a EMT-B, we got called out for a man down in a appartment, go walking in to find his pants around his ankles, a wetspot on the floor under this butt, and his buddy walking around holding a ice cube tray. Turns out it was a narc OD, and that his buddy had heard that if he shoved ice cubes where the sun don't shine, it would be all better. Lets just say after a little wake up juice, the guy was wondering why his hole was cold and hurting a little. :roll:
  3. Penilty, Terri's dementa is kicking in again. =P T eh? How about we get something differnt other then a o or a e.... Tacos
  4. I'm not even a yankees fan and I had to wince at that. low blow. Good, but low. Keep it coming!
  5. Hey, no fair, someone stole the idea I had to do to my ex!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
  6. did you ask that RN if s/he kept the crackerjack box they got their license out of?
  7. The other day, a guy and some friends of his went to a Night Club. One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of his buds, so he pulled out a $10 bill. When the female dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to her butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the gal back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to her other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the girl over, and licks the bill. The orginal guy was worried about the way things are going, but fortunately he just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again. The guys relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the girls gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on the first, and the guy's egging me on to try to top the $50. His brain was churning as he reached reached for his wallet. What could he do? Then the marketer in him took over! He got out his ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her ass, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home. . .
  8. Well, I work for a AMR division in California, we get our narcs at the start of the shift, since we work flex cars, from a service tech, who takes them out of a safe, which is under 24/7 video watch. They are sealed by a break-a-way seal. We verify the box number, get the corisponding binder, verify that the seal number is the same as when the last medic signed it off, or the supervisor restocked, and then lock it in a cabnet, which is lock one, and then my company considers locking the ambulance as lock number two. I don't agree with it, but its how they do it.
  9. I love the inshape one, especially for some of the people in this job
  10. he forgot that you need to get your own portable BLS equipment with O2 take thats refilled at the O2 refill area for your station, a radio for your personal car to go along with the vector amber lightbar that you are going to be required to buy for your car and have installed along with speakers for the PA system so you can yell at people as your running red lights in your personal car going to calls. I think that pretty much hits it.
  11. Hey folks, A couple EMS areas I've worked in have had a blood pressure based nitro dosing system from CHF patients. For example, if someones pressure is 100-120, they'd get one 0.4mg dose, 120-200, two 0.4mg doses, 200 and above, three 0.4 mg doses, every five minutes, with a max of nine doses or a B/P of 100 systolic, and lasix only in extreme cases. What I am looking for is any study documentation to a dosing system like this. I am trying to get the EMS agency that I am working in to take a new look at their CHF protocol, and hopefully modify it. As it currently stands, medication wise, you give one 0.4 mg of NTG, along with 40 mg of Lasix if the pt is not taking a diaeretic, or 80 mg if they are. I'd love to add other medications like nitro paste, but all I have to work with is ntg and lasix due to local pollices with regards to medications. If anyone knows of any case studies, could you link them to me? Many thanks
  12. heh, I'm at work, and just played that second video for my partner, he now wants to kill me because he's sitting in the driver seat singing that bloody song.
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