firewench

[/font:22da441636] OMFG!!!!! That's entirely too disgusting & funny. Thanks. :?

[/font:ad428e8d5e]For those of us that like(d) to color as kids/medics....Here are some crayon colors I came up with. What can you add to the list? Grey Matter EvisceRed Vile Green Urine Pus Puce Code Black Eccymosis Cyanotic Blue Pink Puffer Blue Bloater Fecal Brown PE Pink Jaundice Bumsicle White Ashen Grey[/font:ad428e8d5e]

Ha! Anybody wanna risk drinking H2O from Clear Creek downstream of Coors? <shudder> :twisted:

Only because I'm a Dr Demento fan & I work in Denver: Transfusion- Nervous Norvus (I-25) Rodeo Song- unk (Stock Show) Masochism Tango- Tom Lehrer (Aurora) Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun- Julie Brown (I make no apologies) They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha Haa!- Napoleon XIV (Ft Logan) Time Warp- Rocky Horror Picture Show (fits for South Park {Fairplay, Alma, Como, Conifer}, Nederland or Manitou) Colorado Cool-Aid- Johnny Paycheck (Coors) Dead Skunk- Loudon Wainwright III (anywhere in the state) Carrot Juice is Murder- Arrongant Worms (Republic of Boulder theme song) You Were Speeding- The Frantics (community college fight song) The Elements- Tom Lehrer (University Hospital) Deteriorata- National Lampoon (Commerce City) The Hunting Song- Tom Lehrer (Craig) I oughta stop now.....

Call dropped for a GSW. We arrive on scene, the cops are 20 feet away, among a circle of patrol cars. Gigantic victim all by himself out there in the middle of Colfax (Denver), face down. Should be dead, free tube for me...I put my hand on the back of his head figuring to hold c-spine, turn him & palp the wound in that magical way we multitask. As I squish my fingertips in the holes I wonder to myself why it's not mushy & simultaneously this dude sits straight up & says, "My head hurts." I say, "I bet it does." No, that's not the funny part...I've heard how & why he got shot (crack, light fingered ladies of the evening & a .22). We're at the ER later for another yummy East Denver call & I check on the big fella. He's covered up to his neck in a sheet, I go in w/my partner. Dude sees us, looks at me, says "It's my angel, you saved my life," I reply, "aw, there was nothing to save." Ooops. #-o

Well, here's a surprise for those who know me..."The Perv." At least it's apropos. [/font:50a5ae6533]

[/font:ccd0468668] may I present myself as Esmerelda Bumbleroot of Haysend. Married to Meriadoc Hardbottle. If we had kids they'd be stumbling drunks, ayuh?

[/font:d78564a03a] Wicked Awesome!!! Lemme grab a Moxie & rattle down the lane. I'm a Nor'Easter Grrl. (Duchess of Yankeedom)