Ok a few more I find in my area a lot.
You call 911 cause your baby ain't breathing, screaming and yelling when we get on scene your baby is a 26 y/o stoned out of his mind, the whole time enroute I'm calling er letting them know i might be bringing a pedi code. I still haven't lived that one down
A roach in your ear is a life and death emergency.
You call the station instead if 911 when someone gets shot and the call goes ... My baby daddy just got shot up again he ain't moving but i don't need no cops this time, could u send a bambalance to fort ( 4 th ) skreet ( street ) ya know where we be stayin.
When I get called for seizures with PD on scene aka FASTAA, faked a seizure to avoid arrest, and when i get on scene I call u by name, you sit up and answer me with. Hey sexy what you doing I had another one of dem. Seizures again.
LOL i love my job
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