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Just Plain Ruff

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  1. I just realized that I definately do not have moves like Jagger. By the way, just who is Jagger?

  2. I knew it was going to be a long day when it took me a hour and a half to drive nine miles and the nurses were discussing the consistency of brains ovet breakfast when I arrived to work. my prediction proved true.

  3. I LOVE MY WIFE, I LOVE MY WIFE, I LOVE MY WIFE. Did I say I love my wife today? Well, darn it I do.

  4. I love my wife. She is TMIWITW. Whoever can decipher that gets a dozen virtual roses sent to your virtual house as a virtual atta boy or girl.

    1. BillKaneEMT

      BillKaneEMT

      The most interesting woman in the world? Or perhaps the most interesting wife in the world. 2 things: First, you are an extremely lucky man. Second, I love those commercials.

  5. I love what I do, I love my family and I love what I've done in my 43 years of life. It can only get better from here on out.

    1. uglyEMT

      uglyEMT

      Congrats Ruff. You are the richest and wealthiest man if you have hose three things! =)

    2. tcripp

      tcripp

      Where's the like button?

  6. I never realized how many daily email lists I am on from companies I've done business with. I have unsubscribed from 22 automated emails today making my total since the start of my New Year's Purge to about 100. My morning inbox keeps getting smaller and smaller. I hope to only have to one day wake up to 10 or less each morning. This morning I woke to 18. I'm getting there.

  7. I refuse to subject my friends to any stupid take your first 10 friends and plug them in to this silly saying or whatnot.

  8. I think my kids are out to kill their mother. I think if she was given a night alone in the Bates Motel she would take it. Like whats the worst thing that could happen right?

  9. I thought Mercy Me was the band for the pre race festivities but is was just a band with the lead singer looking like Mercy Me's lead.

  10. I truly believe that the airlines have back rooms where all that is discussed is how to add just one more seat to an already overcrowded airplane. how to remove that last millionth of an inch of legroom and how to make two people meld into one person. The aircraft I am on has absolutely NO leg room, no space between passengers and just plain freaking uncomfortable. Thanks Delta.

  11. I used to respect Barbara Walters but tonight, she interviewed a child rapist and supposedly made it look like this was a great thing. I don't care that this marriage has lasted 10 years, but this woman is a child rapist and she does not deserve to get national attention, especially POSITIVE national attention. This makes me sick.

  12. I was told today by an Atheist and a Democrat that if I was a christian I would be voting Democrat and for Obama. She said the only party who is doing christian things is the democrats. The republicans are working to take all social programs away and the democrats are working to keep them. Hmmmmmm who to believe?

  13. I'm all a jumble right now.

  14. I've mentioned a little girl by the name of Kacey. She has been fighting bone cancer in her leg for a while. She underwent a radical surgery a couple of months ago which took out the cancerous bone and turned her foot around making her ankle a new knee so she would be able to be fitted with a prosthetic. Well today after months of chemo she got the greatest christmas present that she and her family ever wanted. She is CANCER FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a delayed christmas present. H...

  15. If anyone wants to know what it might be like to nearly have to do CPR on your 7 month old Daughter, you can ask me. Jenny woke me saying she's not breathing, I pulled Kat over to me, shook her and shook her lifeless body for what seemed like an eternity this morning. Her hands and face were cold, her face was a cold grey in color. Friends, I've seen this look on other patients a hundred times and I'm thinking, I do NOT want to be doing CPR On my DAUGHTER, GOD YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO DO THI...

  16. If birth control pills are gonna be free then my vasectomy if I get one should also be free. Just sayin.

  17. If Ebola breaks out in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas??? Dr. Bryan Bledsoe is this true?

  18. If the average lifespan of a kidney is 10 to 15 years then my kidneys are living on borrowed time.

  19. If these young men heard the remarks on the court then sure as heck people in the stands heard it. What does that say about the caliber of people that were in the stands. To me that is whats more shocking is that no one in the stands seemed to try to stop the behavior. Sad.

  20. If what was written is true and this guy knew it was a nude beach.....just where in the world did he get the idea that this was appropriate?

  21. If you are Against the death penalty but for abortion, what are you really for?

  22. If you are in New York City, you soon wont be able to buy a sugary soft drink larger than 16 ounces if mayor Bloomberg gets his way. The nanny state strikes again. Come on, be serious. Whats next, cant buy a candy bar bigger than a mini bar like you get at halloween?

  23. If you cant be part of the solution, get out of the way

  24. If you change from ATT and expect your old phone number to go with you and it doesn't just accept the fact that ATT won't give it to you and take the new number from your new phone provider. Save yourself the hassle that we went through and take the new number from your new provider. So if you want our new home phone number and if you aren't a pesky collection agency then PM me a request and we will do our vetting of you and we will determine if you really are who you say you are and determ...

  25. If you see some integrity running around without an owner, it probably belongs to the Komen Foundation.

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