If dogs wrote the rules...

[Britpara]

...they would probably read something like----

If I like it, its mine

If its in my mouth, its mine

If i had it a little while ago, its still mine

If i can take it from you, its mine

if it looks like mine, its mine

If its mine, it must never be yours

If I saw it first its mine

If you put something down, its mine

If I can take it from the worktop or bin, its mine

If i chew something up, all of the pieces are mine

If it used to be yours, get over it

If its broken its yours.

:grommit:

[njffemt46]

Thats kinda random

[emt322632]

Random, but true...M