GOOD CANADIAN COFFEE

[windsong]

A Newfoundland woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to

ask his help in reviving her husband's sex drive.

"What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor. "Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to

let me know how things went." It wasn't a week later, that she rang up the doctor, who

directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh faith, bejaysus and begorrah! 'Twas horrid. Just terrible, Doctor." Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee,

didn't I? The effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight

up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there,

making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!" "Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?" "No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best

sex I've had in 25 years. But I'll never be able to show me face in Tim Horton's again!"

[Just Plain Ruff]

Another one Mighty funny 2 of three isn't bad

[iMac]

you are all terrible...

[Eydawn]

Oh goodness! :oops:

Crazy joke, pretty funny...

But damned if it didn't make me blush!

Wendy

CO EMT-B

MI EMT-B