haz-mat at Raiders field

[CoyoteMedic]

"OAKLAND , (CA)-- Breaking news out of Oakland, California. Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the "GOAL LINE". Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season, it is sad but very true, thank you for your time, The Oakland Times."

[Just Plain Ruff]

LMFAO that's hilarious I think this also may apply to the KC Chiefs this year.

Did anyone see the nfl player puke his guts up on the field?

[Guest CHP medic]

No doubt, the Raiders suck. Maybe the worst team in football this year.

[dropdeded]

My brother in the Bay Area just got an e mail from me, HUGE Raiders fan

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