Too much oxygen?

[Kiwiology]

Kiwi, I think you would fit in better on Fire Island, probably in Cherry Point.

Me: Hey baby so how about this cherry point huh?

Female Long Islander: Yo can somebody call the ambulance up in here for this guy with the funny tawkin, I'm gonna twist him up like a bagel or or former asexual mayor Ed Kotch

Damn New Yorkers ... oh and oxygen is bad

[Richard B the EMT]

... oh and oxygen is bad

It isn't bad, just misunderstood.

[paramedicmike]

I'm just impressed that no one has tried to argue about how flammable oxygen is.

ETA: Yes. This is a joke.

Edited February 3, 2012 by paramedicmike