God does have a sense of humor

[Happiness]

So the story goes:

God really created woman first, and when he did he gave her 3 breasts.

One day she was out berry picking and god asked how she was doing.

She said you know god these 3 breasts are getting in the way can you make one go away.

So god removed one and threw it in the bushes.

A few days later god asked the woman how things were going with only 2 breasts.

She replyed oh its much better but you know god Im getting abit lonely how about a mate.

And god replyed "OK where did I throw that usless tit"

[HERBIE1]

So the story goes:

God really created woman first, and when he did he gave her 3 breasts.

One day she was out berry picking and god asked how she was doing.

She said you know god these 3 breasts are getting in the way can you make one go away.

So god removed one and threw it in the bushes.

A few days later god asked the woman how things were going with only 2 breasts.

She replyed oh its much better but you know god Im getting abit lonely how about a mate.

And god replyed "OK where did I throw that usless tit"

Hey!

As a male, I resemble that remark!

[itku2er]

Hey!

As a male, I resemble that remark!

99.99% of all males resemble that remark!

Edited August 12, 2009 by itku2er