Lone Star Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 After reading this, I wasn't sure whether to post it under 'non-ems discussions' or 'funny stuff'.... It's a sad day when 'bodily functions' get you in trouble! For your reading amusement: Student suspended for passing gas on bus Driver writes up teen on misbehavior form; eighth-grader denies offense LAKELAND, Fla. - An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus on March 16 to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day. Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus. The teen, Jonathan Locke Jr., said he wasn't the culprit. "It wasn't even me," Locke told The Ledger newspaper. "It was a kid who sits in front of me." Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities said he broke wind in class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustdevil Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 It's spring in Floridia. Open the windows, FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Star Posted March 28, 2009 Author Share Posted March 28, 2009 It's spring in Floridia. Open the windows, FFS! Let's hope the kid didn't have beans and cornbread for supper the night before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Sasha Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus on March 16 to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day. It wasn't as if he had an abnormal amount of gas, he was farting to make people laugh and be obnoxious. I don't see a problem in the suspension. It falls under "disruptive behavior" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustdevil Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 It wasn't as if he had an abnormal amount of gas, he was farting to make people laugh and be obnoxious. I don't see a problem in the suspension. It falls under "disruptive behavior" I'll buy that in the classroom, but not on the bus. What is he disrupting on the bus? Besides, he says he didn't do it. No teenage boy is going to deny a great fart if it was his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spenac Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 I'll buy that in the classroom, but not on the bus. What is he disrupting on the bus? Besides, he says he didn't do it. No teenage boy is going to deny a great fart if it was his. Probably the girl sitting next to him actually did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scubanurse Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 What is a 15 year old doing in 8th grade?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPINFV Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Who ever smelt it dealt it. Who ever denied it applied it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Sasha Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Who ever smelt it dealt it. Who ever denied it applied it. Supplied it. You can't apply a fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustdevil Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Supplied it. You can't apply a fart. You need to spend a little more time in fire stations. Those guys know how to apply a fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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