What is giving 100%?

[itku2er]

This equation should be taught in all math classes and be mandatory in all MBA programs!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!

[firedoc5]

98% + 96% + 100% + 103% + 127% = 524%

5/524%=104.8% is your average.

That might not be right, but.....

[mrmeaner]

98% + 96% + 100% + 103% + 127% = 524%

5/524%=104.8% is your average.

That might not be right, but.....

That's assuming you'd be willing to asskiss and put up with bullshit. I'm shooting for a 98% average.

[itku2er]

That's assuming you'd be willing to asskiss and put up with bullshit. I'm shooting for a 98% average.

Aww come on mean one you gotta kiss a little ass to make it in this world hardwork isn't where its at anymore! Well I just thought this was funny we should maybe come up with our own equations and words as to how we see ourselves now that would be funny. I wonder where overachiever ass kissing bullsh!tter would land in the percentages

[mrmeaner]

I wonder where overachiever ass kissing bullsh!tter would land in the percentages

Politician. :wink:

[itku2er]

Politician. :wink:

I like that one oh mean one..... how you been anyway you been MIA you get married and forget all your friends here?

[mrmeaner]

Ever since "fleshlight" made it into the word cloud on the main page my wife thinks this is a porn site! Sent you a PM.

[itku2er]

Ever since "fleshlight" made it into the word cloud on the main page my wife thinks this is a porn site! Sent you a PM.

You mean its NOT dang maybe that is why I have never seen any naked men here or got a date! pffffffttttttttt Just my luck i am on the wrong site :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[firedoc5]

Asskiss, or being flexible and cooperative???

[itku2er]

Asskiss, or being flexible and cooperative???

Well good question doc is there a difference? :wink: