Grossest Jokes Of All Time ............

[Richard B the EMT]

Well, we were warned that this was unrated!

[scott33]

What's the smartest thing ever to come out a woman's mouth?

Einstein's C*ck!

(sorry laydees) :oops:

[firedoc5]

Why did the pervert cross the road?

His d!ck was still in the chicken.

[Richard B the EMT]

Why did the pervert cross the road?

His d!ck was still in the chicken.

A chicken? Not a duck?

[csly27]

It was this couples anniversary, The wife told her husband that she wanted something in the driveway that went from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds. Before he left for work the next day. Early the next morning the wife heard her husband getting ready to leave for work and she was looking out her bedroom window when she saw her husband get out of the car and put a box in the drive way. The wife was very curious as to what it was so she went out there grabbed the box and went back in the house. She sat on the couch opened it up and what did she find?

A scale.

[firedoc5]

"Mommy, mommy, I hate grandma's guts!"

"Shut up and keep eating."

[Arizonaffcep]

Failed Dr. Seuss books:

The Grinches 10 Inches

One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch

Fox in Detox

My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket

Who Shat in the Hat?

Horton Hires a Ho

The Cat Went Splat

Bi-Curious George

Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

Aunts in my Pants

Hop on Pop and Other Incestuous Games

Crying kids leads to SIDS

Munchausen By Proxy for Sox and Loxy

Spam I am