Time to quit drinking

[defib_wizard]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very

faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on

the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in

the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off

her panties and use them.

Her friend, Diane, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of

panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath

with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally

sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the

other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm

starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said Diane's husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck

to her butt that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you

[okmedic]

Pretty Funny.

[firedoc5]

Heck, we sent cards like those out all time. You couldn't keep up with who was sleeping with whom's wife, mother, both wife & mother, without a score card

And actually, my favorite :roll: Chief had married his own foster mother. And there were couples that had affairs, divorced and married each other's wives. AND after a little healing time they could all still work together and even go out on the town together. How's that for keeping things interesting?

Soap Opera's had nothing on us, I mean them.

[Arizonaffcep]

Heck, we sent cards like those out all time. You couldn't keep up with who was sleeping with whom's wife, mother, both wife & mother, without a score card

And actually, my favorite :roll: Chief had married his own foster mother. And there were couples that had affairs, divorced and married each other's wives. AND after a little healing time they could all still work together and even go out on the town together. How's that for keeping things interesting?

Soap Opera's had nothing on us, I mean them.

Amen bro! We should start writing one..."As the Wheels Turn"! :hello1:

[firedoc5]

Amen bro! We should start writing one..."As the Wheels Turn"! :hello1:

Or "Lights & Sirens Of Our Lives"?