This is wrong but funny! Bad news, Good news, Great news

[defib_wizard]

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage

man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your

wife,"

said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other.

One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really

great

news. Which do you want to hear first?

"Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news

first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we

found

your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked,

"What's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five

pound king crabs and 6 good -size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."

Stunned! Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the

great

news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

[WolfmanHarris]

LOL!

I remember watching the documentary on Alaskan crab fishing that came out before deadliest catch on Discovery. Through the whole first half of we started getting interested in going for the money and the experience. Than they got to the deadly part and went to work at the Y.

[itku2er]

That was funny

but dr fib you are gonna get this :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[firedoc5]

My sister got me hooked (no pun intended) on watching "Deadliest Catch". They were doing it all wrong I guess.

[MED]

Hey

I live right by Dungeness in the U.K.

MED.