THE DYSLEXIC NURSE

[itku2er]

THE DYSLEXIC NURSE

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy.

'She's incredibly mixed up,' said one doctor. 'She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours.... She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!!!!'

The second doctor said, 'That's nothing. Earlier this week I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24 enemas in one hour. The guy damn near exploded!!!!'

Suddenly they hear this blood curdling scream from down the hall. 'Oh my GOD,' said the first doctor, 'I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr.Smith's boil!!!!'

[tamaith]

hahah excellent but ouch!!!!!!!

[firedoc5]

What's worse than 10 dead men in a trash can?

One dead man in 10 trash cans.

[aussiephil]

Terri,

are you telling personal stories again?

I mean poor Nurse Nancy cops it all the time.

Phil

[itku2er]

Terri,

are you telling personal stories again?

I mean poor Nurse Nancy cops it all the time.

Phil

[firedoc5]

I knew two Nurse Nancy's. One very smart. The other I think was a natural blonde. No offense to natural blondes.

[jmp6753]

I know a few nurses like this....

[Adam Swartz]

Lmao.

[aussiephil]

I knew two Nurse Nancy's. One very smart. The other I think was a natural blonde. No offense to natural blondes.

What 'method' did u use to determine thet they were 'Nautural Blondes' Doc?

[itku2er]

DOC please