Worried about your future? Just adopt a transplant!

[Kaisu]

Did you note the sex-trade reimbursment for entertainment while in town to meet your new son or daughter? :shock:

[scratrat]

"An orphan whose parents whereabouts have never been known, she spent six years working in the underage sex-trade, several more years in foster homes, and now needs a new home. She’s since discovered our Lord Jesus Christ, pledged a vow of chastity, and has been free of the sins of physical flesh for more than six-months, though suggests that this may be open to negotiation."

--As in, she's willing to go back to "sins of the flesh" for adoption??

About Xian: Her father was never known to her, and her mother could not be located when she entered into state custody. Xian, or “Shena”, as she might like to be called, would love to learn about pasta as a staple to her diet, in place of all the rice she’s stuck with every day.

-- Now, that's just wrong.

About John: A strong, strapping, handsome boy, and one of the very few males available for adoption from China, John has charmed our representatives with his limited command of the English language, despite his severe learning disabilities and lack of thumbs. John enjoys tending to small, household animals, but would also like to learn about cooking, cleaning and being a faithful household servant.

--Um, missing thumbs??

About Muriel: Her mother is an infamous criminal who is not yet in state custody, but is sought. If you have any information, a reward may be offered. Muriel is a “genuinely gendered” person, despite the prevalence of those who live otherwise in Singapore, and would enjoy a family situation where she can maintain her gender, regardless of what other conditions are placed upon her. Our interviews and background checks are thorough, but as long as parent and child alike are pleasured after adoption, we do not become involved in it.

--What's that supposed to mean? She's both genders? What?? Anoyone??

About Angela: There is no record of what happened to her family, or to whom she may be related, but she is a dedicated Catholic, already baptized and well on her way to confirmation. Angela has thick, dark hair, and flawless kidneys.

--Cause that's how I describe children. Flawless kidneys..

About Jorge: It has been suggested that his parents may have been involved in regional conflicts, but this has not been confirmed. He does enjoy play with toy guns, but there’s no reason to believe he’s “off” in any emotional ways.

-- :shock:

OMG. This has GOT to be a prank. There is no way....

[Kaisu]

A google search of Medical adoptions international brings up nothing but this one web page.

The search on the phone number also brings up another site - this one supposedly promoting dog fights with pitbull puppy starter kits.

It's a joke folks.

[stone13]

Ok, I couldn't stand it anymore so I looked it up on Snopes.com

Here is the link

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/medicaladoptions.asp

It is a hoax and they tell you where the phone numbers go and all that stuff.