Prayers for the sexes - no offence intended

[aussiephil]

WOMAN'S LOVE POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart, and strong.

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks.

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed.

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S LOVE POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with

Huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

And loves to send me fishing and hunting. This Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit

[prettyone]

Phil,

Awww....gee. That's creative! Hmmmm....I do wonder what that "perfect man" would be like often. I think you should be a college professor of say relationships 101??!!!.....

Naaa...Like they say..."Don't quit your day job"!

Take Care hon,

Prettyone

[itku2er]