Recipie for a perfect Mariage

[aussiephil]

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a

little beverage, good food and companionship.

She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays

2. We also sleep in separate beds.

Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas.

3. I take my wife everywhere....

but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker.

She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!"

So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was

water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."

8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days.

Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for

the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first na me was Always.

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"

I said, "Dust!"

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[itku2er]

[spenac]

I always keep my wife extremely close to me. Remember the age old saying Keep friends close and enemys even closer.

[Fifthkid]

for the safety of my life i refuse to comment

[unknown]

Ya know just as much could be said about the MEN too!! hhmm Let me see if I can revise this...........