Harvey and Gladys

[Jess]

Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed.

Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror,

taking a long, hard look at herself. "You know, Harvey,"

she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I see an

ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag

so much that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs

are as flabby as popped balloons, and...my butt looks

like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenburg!" She

turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell

me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel

better about myself."

Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then

says in a soft, thoughtful voice, Well...there's nothing

wrong with your eyesight."

[spoil:56771af958]Services for Harvey will be held Tuesday morning

at 10:30 at the First Methodist Church.[/spoil:56771af958][/font:56771af958]

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