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I am a Christian, and I believe that homosexuality is a sin. I put homosexuality in the same category as heterosexual sex outside the marriage bed, be it adultery or fornication. God ordained sexual union between one man and one woman, through the bonds of marriage. The Bible mentions homosexuality throughout the old and new testaments and places it in the same category as adultery. I agree that homosexuality has been around since the fall, so has every other sin man can commit. I treat a gay person like i treat everyone else, I do not have to condone or agree with the sin, but I will love the sinner. As I have no reason to dislike or even hate someone because of their sin, for a sinner saved by grace am I.
As previously stated, marriage is ordained by the church and the government should not be telling churches whom they can marry. Nor should the church be told by the government as in what the church can teach or having to condone things that conflict with the doctrines and the Bible. I think that the same rules that apply to a man and a woman whom are unmarried should apply to homosexual couples, it the realm of legall and medical decisions.
In my opinion, the person chooses this, the same as one chooses to cheat on his/her spouse, have premarital sexual relations, steal , murder, ect. God created us with a free will, the freedom to choose, and we will choose to either do what, or follow God's laws.
In short, I see no need for any special classification any more different than anyone else. Homosexuals are still male and female, young and old, and deserve the same respect as every other human life. The issue of tolerance should be a two way street, there should be a tolerance to the level you not have to agree with me, yet should be willing to return the respect that your views are receiving.
I couldn't have said it better myself. Good post.
Vs eh- i didn't vote due to the wording of your poll question. Do you have a problem with Homosexuals? I don't have a problem with the person, it's what they are doing I don't agree with morally. But like ffemt said its like any other "sin" to me i'm not here to judge or to hate. Maybe if you worded it Do you have a problem with homosexuality? Love the sinner hate the sin.
BTW-i am also just a sinner who is saved by grace everyday
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Rule of thumb:
Guys who are as small as or smaller than a thumb should not wear:
a) Bikini of any kind-this includes speedo
Banana hammocks-OUT OF QUESTION! c) Thongs
d) Nut hugger's -otherwise short shorts-80'style, bike tights etc. anything with spandex.
And above all stubby should definitely NOT under any circumstance prance, dance, strut, walk or even talk to anyone in public with above apparel on.
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you know it never fails, every time someone posts a little joke on here there is at least one Person who has to criticize it. I found it hilarious! Who cares how the public perceives EMS. Besides, do you have proof that the public perceives EMS in the matter of it being one big joke? As long as you do your job and you do it right that is all that matters. You cant control all the other idiots out there that don't take their job seriously and who give it a bad image, just as long as you dont. It doesn't matter what career you get into, there is always going to be one person who is going to be the 'screw up' of the group and make things look bad, but that doesn't mean that the public perceives that profession as just one big joke. IF your that self conscious that a little spoof video like that is going to make the profession look bad then you have issues. Live a little, laugh a little & Lighten up!
Yes, I agree some people are way to uptight around here. But i guess that is the risk you take when you post something on a forum like this you open yourself up to all kinds of opinions.
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The bigger the muscles the smaller the uh.. er.."package".
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Ha no i didn't --good enough.
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now get me a picture of the current President of the USA Shaking hands with the Vice President.
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Chevy Chase from Modern Problems
[after snorting up a bunch of powder that was supposed to banish the 'demons' from his system]
Max: Ahahahaha...I like it! ---
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Another all time great movie is The Ref you have to just about quote the whole movie but heres a few:
[Gus on the phone with a bartender]
Gus: Is there a Murray there.
Bartender: [to the patrons] Is there a Murray here?
[into the phone]
Bartender: I don't think he's here, pal.
Gus: See if there's a waste of f#cking life named Murray, try that.
Bartender: [to the patrons] Is there a f#cking waste of life named Murray here?
Murray: Gussy? Yeah that's me.
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Gus: From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation
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Lloyd: You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.
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Murray: [On the phone] How do I know this is Gussy?
Gus: Because the next time I see you I'm gonna tear all the hair outta your balls ONE BY ONE, you f#ckin' mule! How about that?
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Vacation-Great movie:
Clark: I think you're all f#cked in the head. We're ten hours from the f#cking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f#cking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our g@damn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're a$$holes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shitt!
Christmas Vacation:
Clark: ... we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f#cking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
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Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shitt he is. Hallelujah. Holy shitt. Where's the Tylenol?
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Coming to America:
Prince Akeem: Good morning, my neighbors.
Voice: Hey. F#ck you.
Prince Akeem: Yes. Yes. F#ck you, too.
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At least most of yours was done in your ignorant youth. There's probably some on here that racked up fines just last week!
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Office Space
Bob: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!
Oh i love Office Space there are to many to count in that one but i love this one:
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Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shitt, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
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I was almost ashamed to post my score but then it looks as if ill fit right in 8)
625
Most of it done in my ignorant youth
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Sucked!!!! But judge for yourself here.
The only ones i liked were "rock, paper, sizzors" and "the Snickers" was kind of funny but i have to be honest i didn't watch them all.
emtp
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[web:86315fadb4]http://www.lucidcafe.com/library/pearls.html[/web:86315fadb4]
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LMAO
Andy
You know what they say about things you don't have...
No j/k I just love my stumble button on mozilla it take me crazy places.
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Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I've lost a patient while I thrust my BVM to the sky and shouted "IF ONLY I HAD AN EMT HERE!!! IF ONLY I COULD REMEMBER MY BLS TRAINING!!! OH WOE IS ME, I CURSE THE DAY I EVER FURTHERED MY EDUCATION!!!", and then it starts raining and lightning bolts start coming down from the sky and stuff. It's all very dramatic. This goddamned phrase has been so overused that I am at the point of considering small scale airstrikes to put an end to it. Yeah, I'm sure sometime it was cute when you found the paramedic's keys that he had dropped in the fracas and saved the day and got a pat on the back and had a good laugh about it, but just like your niece breaking wind at Thanksgiving dinner, the first time is cute but it gets old really, really quickly. Oz, I love the term 'tosser'. I'm procuring it for my own purposes.
This is the funny stuff section and Asys has not let me down- i almost hate reading your posts whilst drinking anything... my new comp screen almost bit it this morning...thanks. :wink:
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It should work now just go to the web site and choose. :oops:
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Ok try this and take your pick here suggestions hospitalized pt. and 1 hr optical
Edit for probs does that work?
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Ok try this whole page and just pick out the ones you want to hear.
suggestions: vibrator call
your husband is fired
dead hampster
car repair
gay and lesb
Edit: does this work better?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFPrHQfbZp4
I don't think it is possible to not laugh or at the very least smile at the baby laughing video.
If not PMike, try this. I love Dane, makes me laugh.
That Dane Cook sure is a funny Bit@#!
that one made me laugh..
Edit: for poor spelling
Can't deal with suicidals
in Burnout, Stress, & Health
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Thankyou for that honest post Urbanmedic461. Although its easy for someone like me to want to say my uncle was being selfish when commited suicide. That was my initial reaction now over a year later since his suicide and a few months since my last post I do realize that he was lost in a world of darkness much like you described. You helped me understand what he may have been going through. Sorry for what you went through but its great that you can help others.