Now for all u newfies who read this :
ITS JUST A JOKE!!!!
Joe and Bud are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Bud grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back into his head. Joe whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator "By t'underin I think Bud is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm voice says, " Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead"
There is silence.... and then a gun shot is heard.
Joe comes back on the line..."Okay, now what?"