I don't think that was the intent. I think the intent was we can not properly answer the OP without knowing what state he's in, and further we all have a wealth of experience to share, however this is a legal matter that should be taken up with his local state EMS authority. I think that was the point, not that his question is beneath us.
But just cause I liked your idea. Boob pic for you. (P.S. if this ruffles anyone's feathers just remove it, its just for a laugh)