Mediclcems

we needed showers

pointed at itku2er

AK was naked!

They started stripping

Then the crowd

Why is it that as soon as you reach your stand by location another unit becomes available and you get released. Usually occurs at 3 am.

Why does rescue cancel the ambulance off a mvc as soon as you pull up to the scene.

Why does the nurse at the NH NEVER know anything about the patient she called you to pick up. ie...I just got here, I never had this patient before.

proceeded to explode

naked on the

who threw nuts

Dispatched to an assault call for a 40s F adamately requesting EMS for a broken fingernail! She's lucky we didn't trauma alert her for medics kicking her butt!

Don't think this qualifies as dumb...but it sure was funny;

Medic 19: we are en route to the county shop

dispatch: can you advise reason

Medic 19: we have a suicidal chicken buzzard stuck in the grill of the truck

We're up to 39,000 calls county wide for the year. We have 27 24hr trucks and 3 12 hour units. Is that urban enough for you?

C'mon baby...work that corpse! Lividly usually means DEAD!

If rescue wants to race to the call....they can have the refusal! I ain't your secretary!

Get out of my truck unless you want a ride to the hospital too... You should have gotten patient info in the 15 minutes we were on scene.

And how come FD gets all the credit for the save when they can't even recognize v-fib! WTF

My turn again!

Terri will always be on top of page 31.... but that's all

Gotcha again mom

You can both bite me!

I'm on top!

We got our own threesome here!

But I'm on top!

Are we there yet?

ME ME ME ME ME

NOPE

NOT!!!!!! I'm on top...just where I like to be

HI Mom/.........Bye Mom

I'm Queen again...,

WooHOO

Gotcha Tech!

My turn again!

I'm back on top...come and get me AK