XXL_Medic

Coming in at #20 on the Countdown...Woman calls 911 because she is,constipated and wants EMS to give her an enema....#YouCantMakeThisShitUp

I hate that @RandyOrton was suspended by the @WWE for 60 days. His in ring performances are outstanding! Looking forward to his return!

Anyone w/ half a brain knows that @BarackObama is and always has been a socialist dictator wannabe. Bet he has a pic of Castro to!

Just got back from Panama City Beach. I had a BLAST, got some much needed relaxation. Swam with dolphins which was cool as hell.

RT this if you want Obama to grow the economy as fast as he has grown the debt. http://t.co/mRa0CdIp

Headed to Panama City Beach for some funnnn in the sunnnn!!! Guaranteed to be a blast!!

My dad always told me that if it bleeds for 7 days but doesn't die....DON'T trust it! Looking back now, maybe I should have listened...lol

I'm not really a Paramedic, but I play one every 3rd day. And when I drink I drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friends. #EMS

Just when I thought I was about to get to go home, a friggin' Atlanta transfer comes in! Damn these hospitals.....DAMN THEM!!!

Coming back off this last run I look toward the heavens and what did I spy....a FRIGGIN' FULL MOON!!! No wonder we can't sleep tonight!

Until Obama is voted out, there will be NO changes made. Just continued wasteful spending, unemployment, and embarrassment.

Another phone solicit from the @BarackObama campaign. I think I offended the worker with my vocabulary. Hmm, tough s*it! I'm REPUBLICAN!!!!!

Ok so most Americans have conceded that @BarackObama was born in the US. Regardless of that the US is in worse shape NOW than in 2008.

This one is for the liberal leftist out there. My nightstand looks almost identical, except I have more ammo. http://t.co/bLvvgwz0

I think my phone is trying to tell me something. Its got 69% battery life....things that make you go, hmm

So now using words like Flu, Cloud, Mexico, Pork, could trigger an alert and make the user a target of a DHS investigation. WTF!?

After working 3 days straight I finally get some much needed time off.....I wonder how long it will last.

OMG!! @RandyOrton just RKO'd @mikethemiz I think that was a message for Miz.....#ShutUpMiz

Here thanks to our men and women in uniform who paid the ULTIMATE sacrifice for our FREEDOM. Happy Memorial Day

Ever had sex with a woman, but you didn't want anyone to know. Yep, that happened to me. Ugly as sin, but could suck start a Harley!!

All you idiots flapping your dick suckers about @CMPunk needing more muscles. I dare ya to step into the ring with him....pussies!!

Would love to see all these smartasses who constantly remark that @CMPunk needs "muscles" get in the ring one on one. Wouldn't last a minute

I have to work in the morning and I blame @ShawnMichaels. #AllHBKsFault #WWETwitterParty

Can't wait for @WWE Raw World Tour on August 5th in Dothan. I wanna see this new stage set up they have.

YES! Just saw that @WWE is coming to my hometown in August...the show won't be televised but I WILL be there. Official capacity or otherwise