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    What's your fav/funny line in a movie?

    in Funny Stuff

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    Pulp Fiction....

    Talking about that movie, here's my fave quote:

    [After a long pause in their conversation]

    Mia Wallace: Don't you hate that?

    Vincent Vega: Hate what?

    Mia Wallace: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about BS in order to become comfortable?

    Health?

    in Burnout, Stress, & Health

    Posted

    *Ahem, *Ahem... excuse the service please... here's a little appeticer for you, hope you enjoy it. If you need anything else please don't forget to call your waiter, or the management. However, I do recommend you check our menus more often. Have a great day, and hope to see you soon.

    Could you use (snoring respiration)

    in Funny Stuff

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    I totally agree that the video is ok to post on here. What I do feel though is that there should have been a warning from the beginning. That's all.

    I agree with akroeze... this is nothing compared to what I saw during EMT class... I remember passing out once. This video made me just go ugh... but is a learning tool as many others instructors use. Besides we are all exposed to worse things in the field.

    Just remember to put a warning*

    *Eating Tips for the Holidays *

    in Funny Stuff

    Posted

    1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet

    table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots,

    leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

    2. Drink as much eggnog as you can and quickly. You can't find it any

    other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000

    calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an

    "eggnog-aholic" or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it!!!! Have one for me.

    Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

    3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of

    gravy. Gravy does not stand-alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your

    mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

    4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or

    whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car

    with an automatic transmission.

    5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control

    your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other

    people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello???

    6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while

    carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

    7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like

    frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself

    near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the

    center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave

    them behind, you're never going to see them again.

    8. Same for pies. Apple, pumpkin and mincemeat - have a slice of each.

    Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always

    have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

    9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the

    mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some

    standards.

    10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or

    get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Reread tips:

    Start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.

    Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave

    with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved

    body. But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in hand, body thoroughly

    used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO what a ride!"

    MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

    **CAROLS FOR OUR MODERN SOCIETY?**

    in Funny Stuff

    Posted

    1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

    2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

    3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

    4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

    6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

    7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

    8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

    9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

    10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

    Flu shots

    in General EMS Discussion

    Posted

    I got the flu shot because my instructor recommended it :roll: . I gave it to a lot of people because my instructor forced me to :P . I was going to post a witty comment about the flu shot and how good it was but WHAM!! i got the flu two days ago :( ... guess the government plan didn't work with me. Oh well, maybe next year.

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