basic_2_da_rescue

Well I have to say i am glad there is a place I can share my idiocy. It makes me feel better to know there are others like me. This happened when I was doing a rotation for medic school in the L & D dept. I was watching my first delivery. For some reason to me it looked more bloody and violent than I was expecting. I wanted to ask the physician, where all the bleeding was coming from. But I didnt want to upset the pt., as it was her first child. So what came out was, " what's all that red stuff?" :roll: OMG What the H#**! How could I have said that? It was the only thing that came to my mind. The DR., nurses and my classmate wailed in laughter. :oops: I wanted to die....there was no recovery for it. I wish I could say this was the only time I had the word vomit. Never would have lived it down either...except I said even more stupid things later in the year. Those will be posted later on. I think this is almost like a support group session. Thanks again.... I needed this. Hello everyone, my name is basic 2 da rescue and I am a verbal moron.... it has been 35 days since my last screw up......hee hee

This is crazy..... I really didnt think that there were any other adults who would be afraid of clowns..... one of my coworkers said someone would lose their life if they pranked him using a clown..... so very tempting..... He is deathly afraid I think. Anyway my aunt is terrified of COWS. Which I have never went into a pasture where COWS would hang around long enough to scare me....so I have no idea what her problem is. I have another friend that is afraid of chickens....I know they can chase you, but come on now, you can kick them and they will run off... I know just too many crazy people . At least I am afraid of something that could kill me. I mean SPIDERS are very dangerous and vicious creatures. They look for ways to catch you off guard and strike when you least expect it. Death to ALL spiders.... they are demons from HELL !!!!![/font:52f90d6950]

Heywood Djeblomi, here..... it s a little different spelling than I had been using... but are there women named Heywood?

What!!! You mean I'm NOT the President!!!! :shock: The peron below me cried when they couldn't find the fallopian tubes on their ambulance .....