2 construction workers are in the Emergency room at the same time, the doctor comes in to see patient one, the worker says how are my legs, the doctor replies I have some good news and some bad news, the worker said give me the bad news first; Doc says Well we had to amputate both your legs; The man was going crazy and said well what's the good news? The other construction workers is wanting to buy your boots!
That is one sad joke! :wink: