The patient states in slurred speech, "The aliens are coming and this is where i came to get picked up. They told me to come here."
As you assess the man from a stepping distance you reach to grab his wrist you let him know what your doing, you notice his skin is cool and clammy, and his pulse is a little fast at 108. You look at his clothing, chunky vomit is gathered on his sleeve and collar but you cannot smell alchohol on his breathe. You notice he has a small bandaide on one of his fingers.
The man pushes the officer and says, "THEY ARE DEFINITELY COMING! OH MY GOODNESS!" the man falls to his knees and states, "my shoe is eating my foot"
The man sits crying as his shoe is sapposibly eating his foot, the police officer removes the mans shoe and out falls a half filled bottle of Pepto-Bismol.
You manage to calm the man down. Your partner tells the man, "i have a space ship, and you can come with us if you want." The man states, "ok"
You go and get the ambulance as your partner gets a set of base line vitals.
Skin is cool and clammy
Blood pressure is 128/82
Pulse 110
Resp 22
Pupils Normal and reactive
Mental status: Patient is alert and oriented, he follows instructions.
History: patient states he was probed by aliens.