During a busy friday night our communications center used their transmission over ride signal to announce that the local trauma center was closed to all traffic except for trauma. His exact words were: "All units, University is closed to all but trauma. All units please confirm that this message was recieved".
All fifteen units on the street responded: " Unit 1, 2, 3 (whatever the unit number was) copies that University is closed to all "Butt Trauma". Every medic that responded by emphasizing the word butt was written up but it was worth it, truly worth it.