Hmmmm, my first run was while doing my ride time with a suburban fire department. Everyone said, "Oh, you don't want to go there on a Sunday, you'll have nothing to do." 80+ yo male, abd pain. Arrive at the assisted living facility to find him curled in the bathroom, and he tells us he's had diarrhea since the previous night. This admission certainly didn't surprise any of us based on the condition of the bathroom and smell throughout the apartment. ER confirmed a GI bleed. Welcome to EMS, world of glamour.
We ran some BS trips after that, but finished the day with a high angle rope rescue for a little old lady with hx of confusion. Her property backs up to a valley, and she was out picking at the weeds on the edge of her property when she tumbled down 180 feet until coming to rest on a couple of trees about half way down. She was pretty lucky - A&OX4, denied LOC, possible radius fracture. As best we could determine, she had been down there between 3-4 hours before her son came over and found all the doors and windows open in the house and started searching for her.