Just in time for halloween

[Brady]

Some of us have a real hard time trying to get things right.

A bald man with a wooden leg is invited to a Halloween

party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide

his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.

A few days later, he received a parcel with the

following note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a

pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief Will cover

your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be

just right as a pirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume

Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have

emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of

complaint. A week goes by and he receives another

parcel and a note, which says: Dear Sir, Please find

enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your

Wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really

look the part. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from

emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald

head so again he writes the company another nasty

letter of complaint.

The next day he gets a small parcel and a note, which

reads: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a bottle of

molasses and a bag of crushed nuts. Pour the molasses

over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your

wooden leg up your a$$ and go as a caramel apple. Very

truly yours, Acme Costume Co

[steph1030]

some people never learn !!!he shoulda just gave up after the monks costume

thats funny

[itku2er]

[angelfriggie]

LMAO!!!!!