You know, I haven't seen....?....around in a while...I heard

[DwayneEMTP]

Yeah, this is really dorky, but maybe fun. I sometimes wonder what is going on with members I look for but haven't seen posting in a while...so I thought it might be funny to just decide where they have been! Make up a story...the dorkier and more outlandish the better...or not...

You know, I haven't seen becksdad in a while...I heard he was at a porn convention feeling up the 400lb stipper 'Lovin' Spoonful' when her (his?, hard to tell) thong finally snapped under the pressure, striking becksdad in the eye. There was no trauma, but he got a nasty infection (Minimum of gloves and glasses should have been used). He is now at home resting comfortably. He had the thong framed as a trophy...

Anyone heard anything different?

[rocketjaw]

^^ Didn't take proper BSI precautions 8)

[itku2er]

Havent heard from Ozmedic for awhile I heard he went to Guam with Phil and Todd and Bushy. While in route to Guam they were highjacked by a bunch of Aliens who took them to them to their Leader. While being PROBED by the alien leader OZ decided he had enough and ran off into the unknown part of the planet and was never heard from again. Rumor has it he met up with a few Wild women and became their king. Now he is living the life on the planet "Cant Give it up enough."

[chaser]

You know, I haven't seen becksdad in a while...I heard he was at a porn convention feeling up the 400lb stipper 'Lovin' Spoonful' when her (his?, hard to tell) thong finally snapped under the pressure, striking becksdad in the eye. There was no trauma, but he got a nasty infection (Minimum of gloves and glasses should have been used). He is now at home resting comfortably. He had the thong framed as a trophy...

Anyone heard anything different?

I did.

The other day I overheard Becksdad explaining to his boss why he has missed work and needs more time off...

Becks: Well, you see, I was attending that conference in Houston you sent me to. So, umm, while trying to juggle all my notes, handouts and my own diligently done research- which was done on my own free time- there was this freak accident involving a paperclip and a post it note. Thank heavens I didn't lose my vision (dramatic sigh). It was all very frightening. The dang thing just flung....

Employer: (interrupts Becks as he shuffles through papers on his desk): Houston, eh?

Becks: Yes sir, and it was very stormy that day. Thunderstorms, sleet, hail, raining cats and dogs.

Employer: Becks, I think we have a problem.

Becks: (Looking confused, a light sheen of perspiration appearing on his brow): What is that, sir?

Employer: You weren't registered for the conference in Houston. And your company VISA is reflecting charges in Vegas during this same time period. Can you explain this?

(Employer puts on his glasses and looks more closely at Becks face....)

Employer: Is that an imprint of a..........thong?

Becks slinks out of the office, mumbling to himself he should have just stayed home and hung out at EMT City instead.........

[DwayneEMTP]

I did.

The other day I overheard Becksdad explaining to his boss why he has missed work and needs more time off...

Becks: Well, you see, I was attending that conference in Houston you sent me to. So, umm, while trying to juggle all my notes, handouts and my own diligently done research- which was done on my own free time- there was this freak accident involving a paperclip and a post it note. Thank heavens I didn't lose my vision (dramatic sigh). It was all very frightening. The dang thing just flung....

Employer: (interrupts Becks as he shuffles through papers on his desk): Houston, eh?

Becks: Yes sir, and it was very stormy that day. Thunderstorms, sleet, hail, raining cats and dogs.

Employer: Becks, I think we have a problem.

Becks: (Looking confused, a light sheen of perspiration appearing on his brow): What is that, sir?

Employer: You weren't registered for the conference in Houston. And your company VISA is reflecting charges in Vegas during this same time period. Can you explain this?

(Employer puts on his glasses and looks more closely at Becks face....)

Employer: Is that an imprint of a..........thong?

Becks slinks out of the office, mumbling to himself he should have just stayed home and hung out at EMT City instead.........

Ah...see, I knew I didn't get the whole story....You're too funny...

[DwayneEMTP]

I had a feeling Vegas might have been involved.

'I heard' becksdad's infection is clearing nicely, but the doctor is still a little worried. He said he hadn't seen occular thrush before...

But his spirits are good...I predict he'll back back to the City in no time!

Dwayne

[becksdad]

Occular thrush!!! You guys are just TOO funny!!!!

And here I thought what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!!! .... I'll never believe that crap again!!

Two things, Dwayne, my friend - I already forewarned the forum that you had threatened to make up outlandish stories about me; and as far as "Lovin' Spoonful" is concerned, remember, Beauty is in the eyes of the beer-holder!

Thanks for the laugh - it WAS pretty funny!!!