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Psychiatric Hotline


owley medic

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Hello and welcome to the psychiatric hot-line.

If you are obsessive compulsive, please press one, repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Please stay on the line, as we trace your call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it does not’t matter which number you press, no one will answer.

Thank-you.

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