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[Arctickat]

Dwayne, she's not nakkie. She's wearing a strapless top....look at her profile pic. Poor Poor man.

Please excuse Dwayne Chickfiremedic. He's been stranded way out in the middle of nowhere...with lots and lots of people to keep him company. Unfortunately, none of them are his wife and it's beginning to take its toll on him.

[DwayneEMTP]

You can't see it in the avatar! Who, in their right mind, would go and look for further evidence that a naked woman isn't naked?

Not me..I'll tell you that...

But then, I do fly in 10 days, so pretty much every thought that I have now somehow involves either an airport or a naked person...there is that...

[Arctickat]

You can't see it in the avatar! Who, in their right mind, would go and look for further evidence that a naked woman isn't naked?

Whoops, busted.

[medicgirl05]

Dwayne- are both your hands broken? You need to fix this situation as it is becoming dangerous...

[DwayneEMTP]

Tell me MG! And, no! They're not broken...but exhausted!

These issues, I thought, were supposed to get better as I get older...see no sign of that... :-)

[medicgirl05]

I almost feel sorry for your poor wife. No wonder she keeps you gone for long periods of time. She needs the time to recover.

[DwayneEMTP]

Heh..there are times when I have to wake up the morning after I fly home and say..."Hell..sorry about that.." but she doesn't seem too disappointed in my behavior... :-)

Girls are naughty!

[Just Plain Ruff]

DWayne, you need to copy some porn on your laptop. At least then you will be prepared and you wouldn't have to rely on the internetz to look at pictures alone.

Give Bab's my best, she's gonna need it after you get home. Is your insurance up to date?

Or maybe you should just get some short pygmy PNG chick on the side. What happens in PNG stays in PNG

[DwayneEMTP]

It was loaded with porn, and then my hard drive (please don't say hard) crumped just before flying...

And getting a girl on the side here is often a life or death proposition..not that desperate yet...

Plus, I'm guessing that this isn't exactly the direction the OP intended for this thread...

[EMTDenny]

Well I know I very late to this topic but WELCOME to the city.