new year...new partner

[EmergencyMedicalTigger]

I'm trying to make the new year less stressful, so I'm going to start by getting rid of the source of most of my workplace woes. Anyone have any suggestions on how to off my partner and make it look like an accident? He's a total (even more than the normal paramedic) egomaniac. Since he acts like he's working out and drinking protein shakes whenever we're not running calls, I was thinking an interesting dumbell accident or maybe even something in one of his health drinks to make it look like a lethal allergic reaction to soy. Any suggestions?

Worse comes to worse, I'll just run him over with the truck and say my foot slipped. "I swear, I don't know how it went into reverse after I hit him in drive. Damn Ford transmissions, they can be so touchy."

[rock_shoes]

Go with the "Stupid Ford Tranny". They really are terrible. Maybe tamper with the welds on the bench press so the bar falls the right way. :twisted: Not that I've ever thought of eliminating certain partners or anything. :wink: I think the better solution would be to request a new partner before you have no choice but to implement an evil plan.

[Just Plain Ruff]

I've always found that putting lasix in their drink, make sure you do it on a really really hot day and on a day you know you will get no rest. Make sure he doesn't get dinner or lunch and make sure he doesn't drink any water or fluids for the entire shift.

Then watch for him to pass out

err. no wait, don't do that. That's too evil.

[akroeze]

err. no wait, don't do that. That's too evil.

And possibly may show up on a toxicology report post mortem. Then there are those pesky investigators to deal with.... and you have to start the process all over again with them.

[reaper]

POTASSIUM CHLORIDE! :shock:

[itku2er]

Get them drunk and take them SNIPE hunting! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[spenac]

Ummm sorry Tigger I will try and drop my attitude. Please don't hurt me. :shock: :wink:

And ruff you get more time for improper use of medication than you do for justified homicide. :twisted:

[itku2er]

Ummm sorry Tigger I will try and drop my attitude. Please don't hurt me. :shock: :wink:

And ruff you get more time for improper use of medication than you do for justified homicide. :twisted:

Spenac you been bad again? Well any homicide can be justified if you have a damn good lawyer: If it don't fit you must aquit :twisted: :twisted:

[spenac]

Spenac you been bad again? Well any homicide can be justified if you have a damn good lawyer: If it don't fit you must aquit :twisted: :twisted:

Yup the glove don't fit. No it's not because I'm wearing another glove and have my hand contorted. :roll:

Oh and since Texas is such a small state Tigger if you are my partner I am sorry.

[itku2er]

I was just wondering is Spenacide legal? :twisted: :twisted: