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Billy Graham was returning

To Charlotte after a

Speaking engagement

And when his plane arrived there was a limousine there

To transport him to his home. As he prepared to get

Into the limo,

He stopped

And spoke to the driver.

'You know'

He said,

'I am 87 years old

And I have never

Driven a limousine.

Would you mind if I

Drove it for a while?'

The driver said,

'No problem. Have at it.'

Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off

Down the highway.

A short distance away

Sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.

The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.

The trooper pulled out

And easily caught the limo

And he got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure.

The young trooper walked up to the driver's door

And when the glass

Was rolled down,

He was surprised to see

Who was driving.

He immediately excused himself and went back to his car

And called his supervisor.

He told the supervisor,

'I know we are supposed

To enforce the law....

But I also know that

Important people are

Given certain courtesies.

I need to know what

I should do because

I have stopped a

Very important person.'

The supervisor asked,

'Is it the governor?'

The young trooper said,

'No, he's more important

Than that.'

The supervisor said,

'Oh, so it's the president.'

The young trooper said,

'No, he's even more

Important than that.'

The supervisor finally asked,

'Well then, who is it?'

The young trooper said,

'I think it's Jesus,

Because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!'

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