In the pouring rain we responded to a "cardiac" call. After going trailer to trailer because there were no numbers on them. We located the caller. After questioning him I found he had NO chestpain, SOB, etc...
I asked "Sir, Why did you call for an ambulance?"
He responded "Well, I was taking a nap and my dog woke me up licking my face, and he never done that bfor so I knew I must be dyin".
6month later I ran on this guy again, this time he really was having an MI!