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wtf???????? :dontknow:

She is cute though.

I have a thing for goth chicks

Attached garage? carbon monoxide from letting vehicle warm up?

emtnerd brings up a good point. This is the longest I have had a job that I didn't get someone pregnant or kicked out of school.

I want to give back to the community. :3some:

:3some: I feel the love.

Wash the medics feet at the end of each shift.

Prep the medics bed by laying out his/her blanket or sleeping bag and place a fresh chocolate mint on his/her pillow. :wink:

Listen to Dusts advice and take his advice. :thumbleft:

Learn,learn,learn.......have fun too! :newb:

I'm drunk right now.

Drunk chicks fighting with their boyfriends. Drunk kids passed out. Drunk kids getting punched out.

Hypothermic? Laying on tile floor?

Pot pie with a light dill tartar sauce. I also enjoy a good hearty bowl of Campbells clam chowder in a white wine sauce. Scrumptious! :toothy7:

I enjoy a good chuntny

Tailgaighters need to be run off the road! Find a way to make them pull over then take a baseball bat to their dome. Or kick em in the ball sack.

Kidding, some good advice has been posted. :thumbup:

I have been sprayed (by choice) with police issue pepper spray and treated pt.s as well and the best thing is continuous irrigation. The burning will stop with time,however initially the re wetting makes it feel like it's worse, but again continuous irrigation and time. Some times an Ice pack held to the eyes feels good too.

Too bad that wasn't my ex.......

That was 100% REAL! I think he was having an extra heavy flow. lol. What a bunch of retards.

Ya I guess I did cross the line a bit.

I go one step further and wear a condom at work as well. No nead to have blood or other yucky bodily fluids soak through my pants and get into the pee hole [-X

Feces soaked in old spice. :tongue8: Yarrrr tis but a good piece of poo. :pottytrain2:

Why does the snow fly?

It only gets in my eye?

Why do birds sing?

Has anyone seen my co*kring?

I once sat on the grass,now I have a green ass.

Can you feel my pain whilst standing on the plain?

Where did the buffalo go? Do you know?

I see a mouse sitting on a window sill,how swank it is.

:ky:

I would have vomited and became incontinent to urine and bowel.

NO!

:shock: :shock:

Ya I lied. lol

My plate PNIS