I think two of the most redicilous runs that i've seen in the past year was this summer...A patient called an ambulance for a mild sunburn and insisted for them to bring him in...we were bustin out laughing on the phone when they called in the report...
the next one would have to be patient waits in the er for fifteen minutes for weld burns to the eyes and yes i understand it's painful,but chest pain and TMI's come first...patient gets all pissed off at us...has the spouse drive them down the road a few blocks then calls an ambulance to come get him....the ambulance brings him in, the er staff sees who the person is when they come in the back doors, and they sit him right back out in the waiting room