XXL_Medic

Ever noticed that "vegans" always look like "death warmed over"....hope no one mistakes one for a,zombie.

Only in the great city of Lubbock! @against_obama http://t.co/t72IG8Gd -- Crystal Castillo (@crcastil) Fantastic!

This is very true! http://t.co/ZpOEkI3X

"@CarterFliptMe: #DescribeObamaInOneWord Unemployment http://t.co/r778LfDG" UTTER FAILURE AS PRESIDENT

Funny that @BarackObama claims @MittRomney wants to fire teachers, police officers and firefighters. Anyone else heard this?

Coming in at #20 on the Countdown...Woman calls 911 because she is,constipated and wants EMS to give her an enema....#YouCantMakeThisShitUp

I hate that @RandyOrton was suspended by the @WWE for 60 days. His in ring performances are outstanding! Looking forward to his return!

Anyone w/ half a brain knows that @BarackObama is and always has been a socialist dictator wannabe. Bet he has a pic of Castro to!

Just got back from Panama City Beach. I had a BLAST, got some much needed relaxation. Swam with dolphins which was cool as hell.

RT this if you want Obama to grow the economy as fast as he has grown the debt. http://t.co/mRa0CdIp

Headed to Panama City Beach for some funnnn in the sunnnn!!! Guaranteed to be a blast!!

My dad always told me that if it bleeds for 7 days but doesn't die....DON'T trust it! Looking back now, maybe I should have listened...lol

I'm not really a Paramedic, but I play one every 3rd day. And when I drink I drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friends. #EMS

Just when I thought I was about to get to go home, a friggin' Atlanta transfer comes in! Damn these hospitals.....DAMN THEM!!!

Coming back off this last run I look toward the heavens and what did I spy....a FRIGGIN' FULL MOON!!! No wonder we can't sleep tonight!

Until Obama is voted out, there will be NO changes made. Just continued wasteful spending, unemployment, and embarrassment.

Another phone solicit from the @BarackObama campaign. I think I offended the worker with my vocabulary. Hmm, tough s*it! I'm REPUBLICAN!!!!!

Ok so most Americans have conceded that @BarackObama was born in the US. Regardless of that the US is in worse shape NOW than in 2008.

This one is for the liberal leftist out there. My nightstand looks almost identical, except I have more ammo. http://t.co/bLvvgwz0

I think my phone is trying to tell me something. Its got 69% battery life....things that make you go, hmm

So now using words like Flu, Cloud, Mexico, Pork, could trigger an alert and make the user a target of a DHS investigation. WTF!?

After working 3 days straight I finally get some much needed time off.....I wonder how long it will last.

OMG!! @RandyOrton just RKO'd @mikethemiz I think that was a message for Miz.....#ShutUpMiz

Here thanks to our men and women in uniform who paid the ULTIMATE sacrifice for our FREEDOM. Happy Memorial Day