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XXL_Medic

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  1. Ever had sex with a woman, but you didn't want anyone to know. Yep, that happened to me. Ugly as sin, but could suck start a Harley!!

    1. scubanurse

      scubanurse

      That's disgusting.

    2. XXL_Medic

      XXL_Medic

      Oh get over yourself you squeamish little turd. It was "something" I read off of another site and got a chuckle out of it. If you don't like what I post...tough shit. I don't know how long you have been in EMS but this job can and will warp your sense of humor.

  2. Ever noticed that "vegans" always look like "death warmed over"....hope no one mistakes one for a,zombie.

    1. Eydawn

      Eydawn

      I've seen very healthy vegans. Any dietary choice can work if you're getting enough nutrients- healthy fats, proteins, vitamins...

  3. The only ones against voter ID are those that can't win honestly and must resort to cheating and underhanded tactics like our current POTUS!

  4. "@CarterFliptMe: #DescribeObamaInOneWord Unemployment http://t.co/r778LfDG" UTTER FAILURE AS PRESIDENT

  5. Only in the great city of Lubbock! @against_obama http://t.co/t72IG8Gd -- Crystal Castillo (@crcastil) Fantastic!

  6. Because of @BarackObama and his failed policies and stimulus its time for a TRUE change in the WH! #romney2012

  7. Rev. C.L. Bryant on Converting to Conservatism: ‘As a Black American You’d Be Nuts Not to Be a Republican http://t.co/obGnSXv2 via @theblaze

  8. Eric Holder and Obama Administration sue to bar active military members from voting. Why, what's he worried about? #Nobama2012

  9. "@BlueLantern02: Don't expect @BarackObama to fire @StefCutter, although she, among others, needed to be fired long ago. #desperate" --TRUE!

  10. Why can't the liberal media just stop making excuses for @BarackObama and his administration's failed policies. #Romney2012

  11. So the Obama campaign has begun their attack on Ryan. These idiots will stoop to the lowest levels possible.

  12. Just heard a liberal say "over my dead body" when asked if he would vote for Romney. The conservative response was "that can be arranged"

  13. So the liberal left is at it again. Doing their best to smear Romney/Ryan.

  14. Coming in at #20 on the Countdown...Woman calls 911 because she is,constipated and wants EMS to give her an enema....#YouCantMakeThisShitUp

  15. Seems liberals can dish it out but when you return fire they scatter like a covey of quails. Run, you little bitches, run! We're coming!

  16. "So run you cur, tell'em I'm coming, and hell's coming with me you hear!" "HELL'S COMING WITH ME!!" That is MY statement to the liberals!

  17. I just imagined my lib tard neighbors head exploding when @MittRomney is elected the next POTUS. It wasn't pretty! @BlueLantern02

  18. I have no problem w/ immigrants wanting a better life for themselves and their families, but DO IT legally and pay your share of TAXES!

  19. Anyone who votes for @BarackObama for re-election is either a misguided idiot or against free market capitalism.@BlueLantern02 RT this plz

  20. Tony Scott, successful Hollywood director, millionaire, husband, and father dies after jumping from bridge! Something isn't adding up!

  21. #WWEDothan Ladies and Gentleman the Funkasarus @BrodusClay is up next!
  22. That was indeed a cheap shot by @CMPunk to @JerryLawler tonight on #Raw and while I respect Punk, I don't respect his actions tonight!

  23. The libs are now saying that @MittRomney and @PaulRyanVP will be worse than @BarackObama for this country. How could they be worse?

  24. #greta Umm....Madeline Albright isn't the brightest bulb in the box, nor the sharpest tool in the shed. The best thing she can do is SHUT UP
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