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XXL_Medic

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  1. #greta Umm....Madeline Albright isn't the brightest bulb in the box, nor the sharpest tool in the shed. The best thing she can do is SHUT UP
  2. #WWEDothan Ladies and Gentleman the Funkasarus @BrodusClay is up next!
  3. "@BlueLantern02: Don't expect @BarackObama to fire @StefCutter, although she, among others, needed to be fired long ago. #desperate" --TRUE!

  4. "@CarterFliptMe: #DescribeObamaInOneWord Unemployment http://t.co/r778LfDG" UTTER FAILURE AS PRESIDENT

  5. "So run you cur, tell'em I'm coming, and hell's coming with me you hear!" "HELL'S COMING WITH ME!!" That is MY statement to the liberals!

  6. After working 3 days straight I finally get some much needed time off.....I wonder how long it will last.

  7. All you idiots flapping your dick suckers about @CMPunk needing more muscles. I dare ya to step into the ring with him....pussies!!

  8. Another phone solicit from the @BarackObama campaign. I think I offended the worker with my vocabulary. Hmm, tough s*it! I'm REPUBLICAN!!!!!

  9. Anyone w/ half a brain knows that @BarackObama is and always has been a socialist dictator wannabe. Bet he has a pic of Castro to!

  10. Anyone who votes for @BarackObama for re-election is either a misguided idiot or against free market capitalism.@BlueLantern02 RT this plz

  11. Because of @BarackObama and his failed policies and stimulus its time for a TRUE change in the WH! #romney2012

  12. Can't wait for @WWE Raw World Tour on August 5th in Dothan. I wanna see this new stage set up they have.

  13. Coming back off this last run I look toward the heavens and what did I spy....a FRIGGIN' FULL MOON!!! No wonder we can't sleep tonight!

  14. Coming in at #20 on the Countdown...Woman calls 911 because she is,constipated and wants EMS to give her an enema....#YouCantMakeThisShitUp

  15. Eric Holder and Obama Administration sue to bar active military members from voting. Why, what's he worried about? #Nobama2012

  16. Ever had sex with a woman, but you didn't want anyone to know. Yep, that happened to me. Ugly as sin, but could suck start a Harley!!

    1. scubanurse

      scubanurse

      That's disgusting.

    2. XXL_Medic

      XXL_Medic

      Oh get over yourself you squeamish little turd. It was "something" I read off of another site and got a chuckle out of it. If you don't like what I post...tough shit. I don't know how long you have been in EMS but this job can and will warp your sense of humor.

  17. Ever noticed that "vegans" always look like "death warmed over"....hope no one mistakes one for a,zombie.

    1. Eydawn

      Eydawn

      I've seen very healthy vegans. Any dietary choice can work if you're getting enough nutrients- healthy fats, proteins, vitamins...

  18. Funny that @BarackObama claims @MittRomney wants to fire teachers, police officers and firefighters. Anyone else heard this?

  19. Headed to Panama City Beach for some funnnn in the sunnnn!!! Guaranteed to be a blast!!

  20. Here thanks to our men and women in uniform who paid the ULTIMATE sacrifice for our FREEDOM. Happy Memorial Day

  21. I hate that @RandyOrton was suspended by the @WWE for 60 days. His in ring performances are outstanding! Looking forward to his return!

  22. I have no problem w/ immigrants wanting a better life for themselves and their families, but DO IT legally and pay your share of TAXES!

  23. I have to work in the morning and I blame @ShawnMichaels. #AllHBKsFault #WWETwitterParty

  24. I just imagined my lib tard neighbors head exploding when @MittRomney is elected the next POTUS. It wasn't pretty! @BlueLantern02

  25. I think my phone is trying to tell me something. Its got 69% battery life....things that make you go, hmm

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