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DFIB

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  1. Have you ever wondered why songs always say "The blood in my veins" and never "The blood in my arteries"?

  2. Feeling sassy tonight! Passed A&P. On to the good stuff!

  3. I got my EMT license this week. Life is good!

  4. Very satisfied after passing the NREMT on the first try. WooooHooo!

  5. My sister in law hurt her foot. I said what did the x-ray say? I can't tell you because I signed a form that said it was confidential and the envelope is stamped confidential" she said. OMG! How funny!!!

  6. I slaughtered a couple of pigs for a party and had a personal anatomy lab as an added benefit. Cricothyrotomies and tracheostomies. YEA!

    1. RaceMedic

      RaceMedic

      and yet i did not receive an invite, tragic... Seriously thats awesome thought... hell of an idea for my next Luau !!!

  7. I just took my girl to the bullfights for her birthday. You gotta be tough to face a bull wearing pink spandex. I wonder if their mom dresses them?

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