scootyboy2

that is awesome 8)

happy belated birthday

i ate a policeman cause the voices told me too.

that is oh soooo goood i mean wrong. lol

i knida saw the april fools coming

ummm i hate hearing from emt-b's and medics the words within normal limits- hmmmmmmm wnl- i think it means WE NEVER LOOKED

89% Dixie. Do you still use Confederate money?

ummmm i find it rather sick to be honest :pottytrain3:

So you thought police officers didn't have a sense

of humor.... The following were taken off of actual

police car videos around the country.

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're

new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make

your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per

second? In case you didn't know, that is the

average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from

my gun."

#11 "So you don't know how fast you were

going. I guess that means I can write anything

I want on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor,

but I don't think it will help. Oh .. did I mention

that I am the shift supervisor?"

#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm

warning you not to do that again or I'll give

you another ticket."

#8 "The answer to this last question will determine

whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a

cat or a dog?"

#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is

a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton

candy, and step in monkey $#*!."

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets

and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5 "In God we trust,all others we run through NCIC."

#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"

#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We

used to have quotas but now we're allowed to

write as many tickets as we want."

#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good

personal friend of yours. At least you know someone

who can post your bail."

and the best one .

#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?

.... You're right, we don't. ... Sign here."

You Are a Prophet Soul

You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone.

Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people.

Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run.

No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way.

You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle.

Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings.

A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning.

You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer.

Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofsoulareyouquiz/

hmmmmmmm its time like this when only one phrase will do. heres your sign. :roll: :roll:

i like that

c spine just reminds the patient that they shouldn't move their neck. What really pisses me off is when i saw a crew. not mine company thank god, tell the patient well go ahead and step out of the vehicle and then we will back board you while you stand up. thats bull crap and is a lawsuite waiting to happen. now this makes me wonder if the crews that do this actually care about who they are treating. If you dont think that theres any thing wrong with them fine think that, but as emts we do not diagnoss pts. So if they say they want to go to the hospitial then treat them as if they had a back and spine injury. I Know there will be a time when i will think theres nothing wrong and end up there being somthing really wrong however i will not let that injury be my fault because i will do my job right.

I Had just gotten my EMT-b about a week b4 i had my first. I was on scene and i knew it was going to be rough. the ladie was yelling at me when i was about to start cpr. i aked her if she had a dnr. she looked at my and said what the hell is a dnr. point is it was rough trying to do my job. after i left the scene that guys face would haunt me for weeks. Finally a nurse friend asked me whats wrong. i told them i had a doa. they said a art you mean. Approching Room Temp. I Have never had a problem since.

Friend of mine had this call. "Yes I just saw a car hit a female, it must have been doing 30" No need to come lights and sirens though" they did anyway