You're riding a horse full speed, a giraffe beside you, an elephant in front, a lion behind you. What do you do? Get your drunk ass of the carousel.
How do you know when you are to drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener.
When someone makes you mad- just remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to reach over and slap that SOB.