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  1. i didnt realized that there was a second page when i sent my last message
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    Being Drunk

    You're riding a horse full speed, a giraffe beside you, an elephant in front, a lion behind you. What do you do? Get your drunk ass of the carousel. How do you know when you are to drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener. When someone makes you mad- just remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to reach over and slap that SOB.
  3. my first call was involving a male during a high speed chase that ended with a fatality. this male was running high speed on the interstate claiming to crash into any that was in his way. eventually he turned his lights off and rolled his truck, crossing the median and rolling three times. the guy passes with a broken neck, and disfigured face, needless to say he did not spell an ounce of his vodka- to find out this was a suicide mission. but why bring other innocent persons along for the ride?
  4. In a small town in Nebraska- volunteer department that I work with is required to have two EMT-B on the rig before we roll. We are allowed to intibation however we are not allowed in insert IVs. We do have ALS thirteen miles away and can help them with IVs but we hand them the patient over when they get on the rig.
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