Pablo the Pirate

EMT= Extrodinary Masocistic Tendoncies

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Christmas Tequila Cookies

1 cup dark brown sugar

1 cup (two sticks) butter

1 cup granulated sugar

4 large eggs

2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice

1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans

2 cups all purpose flour

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

First, sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest

quality.

Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try

another 4 ounces, just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and

chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the < BR>floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just

pry it loose with a screwdriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.

Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall

over.

Don' t forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and

make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas.

1. Yourself: bored

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?: husband

3. Your hair: spikey

4. Your mother? awesome

5. Your Father? smart

6. Your Favorite Item: radio

7. Your dream last night: wierd

8. Your favorite drink: tea

9. Your dream car: Jeep

10. The room you are in: noisy

11. Your Ex: lonely ha ha ha

12. Your Fears: spiders

13. What do you want to be in 10 years: alive

14. Who you hung out with tonight? Family

15. What You're Not? brave

16. Muffins: yum

17: One of Your Wish List Items: $$$

18. Time: 1133

19. Last thing you did? shower

20. What You Are Wearing? uniform

21. Your Favorite Weather: Thunder

22. Your Favorite Book: thriller

23. The last thing you ate: cereal

24. Your Life: crazy

25. Your Mood: Hungry

26. Your friends: great

27.What are you thinking about right now? food

28.Your car: cheap

29.What are you doing at the moment?: this

30. Your summer: long

31. Your relationship status: Married

32. What is on your tv? clifford

33. When is the last time you laughed? yesterday

34. last time you cried? last night

35. School? blah