Go ahead partner , give him your opinion !!!!

[certguy]

My partner and I were responded to a San Diego fire call for an assult with 2 victims . The scene was in the Hillcrest area which was known for it's large gay community . When we arrived , SDPD was on scene . Our pts . were sitting on either end of the couch just glaring at each other . This couch was the only piece of furniture in the apt. not busted . Seems they had a little lover's tiff . Both pts. were stable , though they both had multiple lac's , abrasions , and if I remember right , a couple bites as well . There was a lot of blood ( we wished we had hazmat suits ) . We each took a pt. and went to work . As my partner was working on his , the pt. suddenly started crying big old tears and said ; " That _ itch Harold , he wants to leave me cause my butt's too big !!! " ( he looks my partner square in the eye and asks ) " What do you think ? Is my butt too big ? This was one of the few times I'd ever seen my partner at a loss for words . He turned the best shade of fire engine red I'd ever saw . All proffesionality went right out the door at that point . The cops were laughing so hard they were crying and I wasn't far behind them . I told my partner , " Go ahead , give him your opinion !!! " while trying my best not to laugh . All he could manage was to stammer out he hadn't noticed . Needless to say , I didn't let him live it down . :oops:

[NREMT-Basic]

My partner and I were responded to a San Diego fire call for an assult with 2 victims . The scene was in the Hillcrest area which was known for it's large gay community . When we arrived , SDPD was on scene . Our pts . were sitting on either end of the couch just glaring at each other . This couch was the only piece of furniture in the apt. not busted . Seems they had a little lover's tiff . Both pts. were stable , though they both had multiple lac's , abrasions , and if I remember right , a couple bites as well . There was a lot of blood ( we wished we had hazmat suits ) . We each took a pt. and went to work . As my partner was working on his , the pt. suddenly started crying big old tears and said ; " That _ itch Harold , he wants to leave me cause my butt's too big !!! " ( he looks my partner square in the eye and asks ) " What do you think ? Is my butt too big ? This was one of the few times I'd ever seen my partner at a loss for words . He turned the best shade of fire engine red I'd ever saw . All proffesionality went right out the door at that point . The cops were laughing so hard they were crying and I wasn't far behind them . I told my partner , " Go ahead , give him your opinion !!! " while trying my best not to laugh . All he could manage was to stammer out he hadn't noticed . Needless to say , I didn't let him live it down . :oops:

Just tell your partner that having some junk in the trunk seems to be very much in vogue these days...ya know, for the next time a spurned lover asks. Bravo Zulu for the post!