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One of my favorite sketches was the "Land Shark" with Chevy Chase. The land shark skit was about an intelligent shark that walked on land and murdered housewives in their homes by disguising itself. I found this piece to be brilliant. My favorite part in this sketch in the first Land Shark sketch was when the shark went after his second female victim. The lady replied to the knock with, " Who is it?"

Landshark: "Plumber."

Lady: I didn't hire a plumber. Who is it!?"

Landshark: "Flowers."

Lady: "What... for who"

Landshark: "Plumber"

Lady:"... you're.. that crazy shark aren't you?''

Landshark: " No maam, I am just a dolphin.. will you let me in please?"

Lady: "A dolphin! Ok!"

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