evilmedic13

OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH! ----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the

table to administer oral sex to the man (who says romance is dead?) While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go (or at least that's the story he's going with).

Remind me not to get a BJ from an epileptic, no matter how hot she is. :shock:

975, money well spent. Too bad you can't calculatte total fine on per incident basis, I bet some totals would go up as exponentially as mine would. Grinnin' and sinnin'

Dead priest in sleazy motel w/ his pants around his ankles,him on his back on bed and "friend" w/ special sauce still on his face wiigin' out thinking the cops were gonna charge w/ something.The cops told him nothing in statutes about oral sex as a weapon. Guess he arrested after his "magic moment" :roll: . The obit in the paper was hilarious, you'd swear he was giving someone else last rites when he died and not the other way around.

"I am the cupcake" :shock: Well then, somebody eat her and get her out of that mood and put her in a better one!

Just one fix~Ministry

Whiplash~Metallica

Fuckin' Hostile~ Pantera

Sweating Bullets~Megadeth

Beat Me Senseless~ Circle Jerks

And Fools Shine On~ Brother Cane

Sleepless Nights~ Dokken

Blunt Forca Trauma~ Damageplan

Fade to Black~Metallica

One More Time~Queensryche

Impact Is Imminent~Exodus

Thorazine Shuffle~Savatage

Just off the top of my head, more to come................... :headbang: